We are Cat. We are Meow. We are the Cat’s Meowwwwwwww.
(And this is exactly what they are; the Cat’s Meowwwwwwwww, indeed.
What heavenly creatures are they. All tied up with a fancy bow; a ribbon and a curtsey to boot. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways.
You do not understand us, indeed not my dear friends. In general we are gay; light hearted creatures filled with wonder at every nook and cranny; at every turn of event. And yet, most do not see us this way. No, most do not see us as we really are.
And, do you know why this is so? We’ll tell you why.
You do not know us as we really are because this is as we want it to be.
A dilemma of huge proportions; is it not? Indeed it is. We do not care for others to know us as we really are.
We want mystery in our lives; indeed we do, we cats of the world. Don’t you want a little mystery in your life?
If you are a cat lover you will proclaim; yes, yes, yes, we want some mystery in our lives.
If not; if you are not a cat lover; well c’est la vie, go about your hum drum existence and leave me to enjoy mine with a little mystery as my guide……..
We got carried away. You will not see that again (for heavens sake don’t let them see that again…………). Calm again. Stealth and calm is what you see. What you do not see is the mystery, the joy, the impeccable taste, the romance, the refinement, the ecstasy, the power. No, you do not see these mysteries because we do not let you see. Hee, hee; hee, hee.
Yes my friends; the cat is a dancer, prancing about within. He does not care for you to see these qualities within. He will lead you a merry dance, indeed he will; to ensure that you do not see the mystery within.)